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Melbourne Property Freed

Amidst the fallen emblems of Donald’s once towering empire, a phoenix rose from Melbourne’s ashes, heralding a new era. The transition was not merely of brick and mortar; it was a soulful reimagining of a city that had once tasted the bitter pill of unchecked ambition and greed. As the heart of this rebirth, stood …

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The Missing Conveyancers

“Wait,” I said, “aren’t you going to tell us about your evil plan or something?” Doug, leader of the Cult of the Conveyancers, stood from his seat, laser pointed at my chest, ready to fire. “What do you mean, evil plan? We told you, there’s nothing evil going on here. We’re just recruiting conveyancers to …

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Counterproductive Robots

Those folks on Lizard’s Lair are such good fun to watch. I swear, the producers just go out and try to recruit the worst people possible for television, which thus makes them the best people for television, and they’re being held to a strict 80/20 rule. As in, they have to recruit that many in …

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Dreams of Conveyancing

Saturday night is silly sci-fi night, and that is a time-honoured tradition. Don’t you be saying a coarse word against stupid sci-fi night. It’s what gets me through the week. Generally, me and the GF will search for terrible sci-fi movies- often made in a bygone era with potato CGI but sometimes more recent- and …

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