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When Darkness Falls

Ah, I remember the very first time I summoned a demonic entity in House of Dark Windows III – classic game, that. It was just a starter character; my team wouldn’t let me summon anything with more than six limbs and two rows of teeth, and it absolutely could not have the ability to breathe …

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The Parade Again

Well, I suppose that year went better than last. This time there were actual car mechanics Preston parade-goers could rely on for making sure that all the cars actually WORKED… unlike last time. Well, all the cars that were supposed to be acting as reindeer, that is. So the parade made it to the end …

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Freeze Fight!

Fascinating discussion tonight at the Futurist Club, as the speculated about water fights. It seemed appropriate with how hot things have been lately. Basically, what I’m thinking is that it’s going to get so hot in the future, what with global warming and such on the rise. The simultaneous eruption of every volcano in the …

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Quite the Shock

The internet seems to be in absolutely everything in this day and age. The whole concept totally confused me at first, because I watched people interacting with and even talking to their blinky pocket boxes, saw them typing away on different-shaped blinky boxes, and don’t even get me started on the concept of the light …

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Tasha Just Lies

Oh my gosh, like, Tasha is SO full of it. As I said to Janine, “Janine, Tasha is full of it. Like, you CANNOT believe a thing she says.” But Janine is so dumb – I mean, you wouldn’t even believe it – that she didn’t even care. Tasha is telling everyone that the reason …

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The best solar…

Today’s Human Classes sprung a surprise test on us, which I continue to think is quite unfair. I said so, but our teacher said that “surprise tests are a natural part of the human experience. You cannot expect to always be able to pause time, or teleport to our mother-ships, or simply eat our conversation …

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Counterproductive Robots

Those folks on Lizard’s Lair are such good fun to watch. I swear, the producers just go out and try to recruit the worst people possible for television, which thus makes them the best people for television, and they’re being held to a strict 80/20 rule. As in, they have to recruit that many in …

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Merry Pile Up

The idea was to have a bunch of cars all decked out like reindeer, with a Santa ‘sleigh’ car following on behind them. All very whimsical, but someone didn’t check with their local Ringwood car mechanic; in fact, a few people didn’t. Maybe it was ego, or negligence, or a combination of many things, but …

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An Evening Cruise

Boating isn’t something my family and I do often, owing to our tragic sun allergy, but we did recently have the opportunity to have a bit of a sailing adventure. We were invited to a late-night boat gathering, just cocktails and casual business conversation on the deck of a luxury liner. I’m slightly ashamed to …

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