Alright, it is time for another Q+A with Zach Jordan, the internationally famous movie star. You may remember me from such hit classics as One Human Drink Please, The Fancy Room and I’m Jacky Daytona. Let’s get onto our first question, and please make it something interesting this time. Jenny from the IT department (of …
“Wait,” I said, “aren’t you going to tell us about your evil plan or something?” Doug, leader of the Cult of the Conveyancers, stood from his seat, laser pointed at my chest, ready to fire. “What do you mean, evil plan? We told you, there’s nothing evil going on here. We’re just recruiting conveyancers to …
“What an incredible day the first-ever Drain Games has been! We’ve seen all sorts of plumbing techniques on display, some incredible and smart tradies, and best of all, everyone had fun. But now, as the day draws to a close, it’s time to announce our winner. Who will be crowned the best plumber in Victoria? …
As a nail technician, I come across many questionable looking feet. I’m not sure if some people just don’t know that they have to wash their feet, or if there are serious underlying issues at hand. Now, I’m not talking about ugly feet. I see feet every single day and acknowledge that they’re all relatively …
I still remember the wisdom my Father passed to me before he died from his wounds after a fight with a possum: “Lucinda, you must listen. If you ever need to find something…call a private investigator. They’re really good at finding things. It’s their job.” And you know, I’ve found that to be excellent advice. …
Want to hear about my dream house? It’s basically a giant pond, adapted to my personal preferences of flora and fauna, with a series of little huts around it for different purposes – sleeping, cooking, hanging out, whittling and so on. The pond is heated by an underground thermal spring, and cleaned by… I dunno, …
When did everyday objects become so complicated? When I was a lad, you could cobble together a DIY solution for pretty much any problem you could think of, provided it was a practical one. Nowadays, it seems like you need a degree in engineering to fix any given gizmo, which really takes the power out …
There’s nothing like an unexpected explosion to reset a stale mindset. Yesterday started out as such a normal day – making some porridge on the stove using my new activated buckwheat recipe – when all of a sudden, there was an explosion. Maybe that word is overdramatising it a bit, but that’s what it seemed …
My husband’s mother has decided to move in with us, and that’s just great. She hates me and does not even seem fond of her own son. It’s like she is willing to be miserable with people she hates just so she can ruin our lives too. My husband insisted we get timber windows installed …
Cooking with kids: worth the effort? Having spent the day doing just that, I’m inclined to say no, but that’s just because I’m covered in random sticky patches and suspicious that there’s a raw egg dripping down the back of my pants. If you asked me at any other time, I’d say it’s definitely worth …
