Solving glass problems

First day in Melbourne: awesome. I wasn’t sure what to think since this isn’t the city of beaches or bridges, and I know today has been…unusual, but if they all turn out like this, I think this is gonna end up suiting me just fine. Not a good start: I was shown my room on …

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Steel, Pure Art

I’m all for signing this petition to bring back ‘Real Steel’, because it’s so, SO boring and I appreciate that. I used to just have it on in the background while I was doing household tasks, and I could seriously look away from the screen for minutes at a time, look back and nothing had …

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The Other Empire

Conveyancers are some of my favourite people…mostly because when I see one, I know I’m adding to my benevolent home empire. And also, I’m taking something away from Percival Clancy, the head of the family who have been our sworn enemies for centuries. He thinks he’s best buddies with every single conveyancing solicitor Melbourne has …

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When Darkness Falls

Ah, I remember the very first time I summoned a demonic entity in House of Dark Windows III – classic game, that. It was just a starter character; my team wouldn’t let me summon anything with more than six limbs and two rows of teeth, and it absolutely could not have the ability to breathe …

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The Parade Again

Well, I suppose that year went better than last. This time there were actual car mechanics Preston parade-goers could rely on for making sure that all the cars actually WORKED… unlike last time. Well, all the cars that were supposed to be acting as reindeer, that is. So the parade made it to the end …

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Freeze Fight!

Fascinating discussion tonight at the Futurist Club, as the speculated about water fights. It seemed appropriate with how hot things have been lately. Basically, what I’m thinking is that it’s going to get so hot in the future, what with global warming and such on the rise. The simultaneous eruption of every volcano in the …

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Quite the Shock

The internet seems to be in absolutely everything in this day and age. The whole concept totally confused me at first, because I watched people interacting with and even talking to their blinky pocket boxes, saw them typing away on different-shaped blinky boxes, and don’t even get me started on the concept of the light …

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Tasha Just Lies

Oh my gosh, like, Tasha is SO full of it. As I said to Janine, “Janine, Tasha is full of it. Like, you CANNOT believe a thing she says.” But Janine is so dumb – I mean, you wouldn’t even believe it – that she didn’t even care. Tasha is telling everyone that the reason …

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